My dear daughter,
I am already legating you my Superman/Gene Simmons keychain, because you seem to really like it. You love playing with it when I hold you close to the door where I leave the keys.
You have also become very fond of mirrors, so we think you can already recognize yourself. Babies usually only achieve this level of self-awareness around the first anniversary. So you are already part of the select club which includes chimpanzees, dolphins and octopuses.
Love,
Dad
Aspergers Dad 